Chacha lost on the way to Goa: Day 2

Lost in the yesterday fantasy world, the day was a bit eventless. In the afternoon Chacha (Ravi Prakash) along with the Bhediya (Originality lost) joined us at Alu’s flat. It will be a bit wise step to introduce our Chacha & Bhediya before going ahead. I can’t remember how Chacha got his nice name. I think it was his crush over one fatty girl, our dear aunty, in the college. And Bhediya needs no explanation. You would have easily recognized him if you had ever dare to come in our hostel. He used to stroll in the corridors all the night. One beautiful mind – bheja fry, was his favourite food. After degree his wish was to have some taste of US minds, and he has returned only a few months ago after fulfillment of his desire. Chacha was still the same, but it was really perplexing to see the Bhediya walking like a Bhed (sheep), low energy with zero gravity motion. It’s really dangerous thing. I remembered the story – “Bhed and Bhediya”. Any way Chacha taught us some lessons of Ramdev Baba, while Bhediya corrected his US based econometry. I finally got some clue of Bhediya’s misery. He should not have studied in US, I think.

At around 10:00 pm I, Alu and Chacha reached CSTM to catch our train. We had planned to spend our night with 29 when Pal Da will join us.

“How does he look now?” I asked. He was supposed to get in after an hour. Chacha disclosed his new identity, “One glowing headphone with a head and one mobile with a hand. What a real piece of item!”

“Why does Chacha Jan do so much yoga? In his meditation world everything is an object! All these are effects of Ramdev Baba’s pumkin juice… J. You must have to drink Fenny (a type of drink made from cashew tree – found in Goa)” I interrupted.

We all tried to search him on the platform through window. The small ‘Khoj’ competition ended with my sorry to Chacha Jan and his guru Ramdev Baba. Headphone and the mobile entered the cabin with Pal Da. Either he has changed a lot after the college or I had known few about him earlier. Mobile flashed on us and the photo was uploaded on Facebook in no time. ‘Let me like it’ – Google Galaxy shouted in Alu’s Hand. These tech geeks are awesome. I realized how objective this world has become! Only objects communicate now days. We are also merely an object used by these tech guys. Facebook, Orkut, Mobiles, Video games… all use us. Do you know the mystery of success of Ramdev Baba’s yoga? Yoga used to treat human being along with others as an object which human beings never accepted earlier. But now scenario is different. Human beings lost their identity to be an object and Ramdev Baba’s yoga got its chance on all of us. Otherwise believe me, yoga is still the same only human beings have changed.

I revived the human world there, hugged Pal Da and hug continued further. We all sat there. “Now we should play 29 before it’s too late because we should have some sleep too” I proposed. Alu withdrew cards from Chacha’s (chindi chor) bag. For your knowledge, Chindi Chor is name of Chacha in the world of 29…J. We were about to start the game and one white babe came by Chacha.

“Namste – where is this sheet?” – she asked to Chacha showing her ticket.

Alu replied, “one sheet is here & other is….. just go straight”.

And she was gone with the white guy – may be her boyfriend or husband. Chacha freaked out. His chindi chori was lost between the two lobes of p-orbital hanging above in the atom (bomb). He lost two games in a row, and blamed Alu for all his misery.

“Why Alu had to interrupt when she asked him? He would have made her sit here.” After each throw of card Chacha started blaming Alu & staring all over the coach to find her. Chacha got a nice plan,

“One of us will have to make a sacrifice. Chintu will sleep at the distant sheet of the guy and we will offer them two sheets here itself”.

“What a shit! I am not going anywhere. Alu does not see girls, so he will go” I replied in haste.

Yes, we all shouted in unison. After all, it is totally his fault.

“This is ridiculous. Ai Yogi – Bhogi Chacha, don’t search Chachi here. Just concentrate on the game.” – Alu screamed.

I proved my hypothesis that, “Yoga has got a direct impact on human beings’ genital.” You can see the world’s demography. The most populated countries, India & China, both have somewhat practiced it. I had seen a movie where sex guru says to a lady that every problem arises from our genital. And so is our Chacha, Yogi – Bhogi…….(sorry Ramdev Baba… J).

Chacha’s spirit remained unfulfilled tonight and he went into the bed and so did we only to search one Chachi in Goa tomorrow…..Ha ha ha….