Savior of Virginity: The tour begins

A lot heard of GOA but could explore nothing on my last two day tour over here during DEC – 2008. The credit went only to some sensible planning of Alu (Kapali) & VD (Vak Chondhar / Vishwa Deepak). And after 3 years Alu took the responsibility again.

Much awaited tour began on 15 Dec 2011 with my journey to Mumbai. Alu & Bhalu (Chandak Barman) both came to CSTM to pick me. As usual Bhalu was in his wildy shape, totally out of control. He was abusing the taxi driver, supplying the flying kisses to passing babes & just would have smooched one girl. I thought ‘Sundervan’ was the perfect abode for the Bhalu, how come he reached here.

Any way, we all three reached at one footpath restaurant as guided by Mr. Bhalu. It seemed like the restaurant used to open only in the night. It was spreaded across a road. Food was cooked at one side of the road, and people used to sit on the other side of it. Road was used as parking place. Even at around 11:00 pm there was a very healthy crowd over there. It looked really very difficult to find a place. How busy is the life here! Everyone is running. People are having nice car & still forced to eat at footpath restaurant. It was difficult to decide whether India has become rich or poor. Even footpath eaters have got such a nice car or even a car owner has to eat at footpath. While I was lost in my thought Bhalu headed towards a waiter standing by the car. He opened his mouth to spill nothing more than ‘B & M’. I thought nothing worse could have been done. I was sure to move to another restaurant. But contrary to my expectation Bhalu effect worked perfectly. With the promise of Rs 100 tip to one of the waiter we got one table. Anna Hazare must visit this restaurant. He gives up food for corruption and we can't give up corruption even for food. Corruption runs through our veins.Corruption BABA ki Jai ho.... :(

The food was really good. After completing the late night dinner, we decided to take a tour of Gate way of India. While we travelled there, Bhalu explained the opportunities of getting a girl for all of us - not a bad idea. Expert suggestion must have to be accepted, after all this may be the last bachelor trip.

By the time we reached at the Gate Way of India, it was around 12:00 pm. Very few people were visible around the area - one babe posing for the photograph, some security guards & some guys with their families. But I think this is the perfect time to visit this place. Beauty of the long spreaded city along the ocean, twinkling lights of boats lying in the Arabian Sea, the tall building of Hotel Taj and the melody of wave; all converge at one place to make the night beautiful. I wish I would have spent at least one night here with a girl (friend) J.

Fantasy continued – and around 1:00 am we decided to return. We took a taxi near a coffee house. Bhalu told his earnest desire of the night to the taxi driver. But we could hardly see the bitches for long time. Our frustration ended with the sight of one lady over the bridge. Alu covered his face (don’t know why), I got my hands free to meet the aunty and Bhalu was happy to be back at his podium. With the U-turn taxi driver stopped the car near the lady. Started our first sex bargain but finally aunty refused to feed his children. Bhalu was dying, so we took another U-turn and car stopped just to find the correct spirit to match the Bhalu desire. The girl was not more than 20 year old. So we all had a good chance. Bargain begins –

:D - “Rs 1800 for all three”

Bhalu - “Nopes – Rs 1200 only”

:D – “1500 final”

Me – “1500 for what duration”

:D – “Sab! Ek bar karoge aur kitni baar”

Finally Alu proposed the place to her – “Pawai chalna hoga” and she agreed. Bhalu tried to take our final consent and the fantasy still continued. Before we could have refused she replied in her beautiful bitchy style – “Bol bachchan tohar, Jindagi ****”.

Ha ha ha ……Car accelerated with our laughter. Bhalu’s spirit remained dissatisfied to-night and both of us saved our so called virginity. I felt I am made to live in the fantasy world only.

With this experience, I think no one should ever feel proud of being virgin, because it costs merely 500 rupees to break it. We dropped Bhalu at his place and returned at Alu’s home at around 3:00 pm.